Jim's Contribution

From TKS:

Dear Central Command,

A quick thought and piece of advice on the tape of Zarqawi not understanding how to use the machine gun, and his idiot buddy burning his hand on the barrel, etc. Great work, but next time, add wacky sound effects. Promote it as "al-Qaeda's Funniest Home Videos." Have Ashton Kusher appear and declare that Zarqawi has been "punk'd."

And if you can fiddle with the audio, give Zarqawi the voice of Minnie Mouse. Can you imagine his followers' mortification if their fearless leader had a squeaky little "girly man" voice?

Just thinking outside the box here. Keep up the good work,

Jim

Ha :)